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  • we burn clean, but we talk dirty

we burn clean, but we talk dirty

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We promise we're not what you're used to...

We make candles for adults. Our humor is rated R, our aesthetic is boudoir, and our scents are intoxicating. It's no wonder people can't stop talking about us. While we don't think you should believe everything you hear, we promise the rumors are true. Try our candles and find out for yourself.

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  • Calm Your Tits
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  • Too Lit to Give A Shit
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  • Product of Years and Years of Therapy
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  • What the Actual Fuck?
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I love these candles!! Not only do they smell AMAZING, they're so funny and always a great gift!

Jordan B

I. Am. Obsessed!!! The What The Actual Fuck candle smells unreal and makes me laugh every time I light it!

Nikki F.

Truly the best present I've ever gotten myself. TREAT YO SELF... without breaking the bank.

Katie R.

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